“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got what, armor, magic, super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a string and stick from the Paleolithic era.
So when I say this looks bad? I promise you it feels worse.”
(via dirtydirtychai)Source: osgiliaths
Guys check this out. The Avengers Initiative app was just updated and they added Coulson’s personnel files. And look what it says on his status. Inactive. Don’t you think that’s a little strange? Not deceased, but inactive. Hmm.
Only because they didn’t have a status for, “On administrative leave for strangling the director for ruining his collection.”
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
IT MEANS COULSON LIVES.
When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.
OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?
Further evidence that Tony designed this.
Hello, head canon. Good to see you. This is TOTALLY Tony’s fault.
It’s how they weed out the weak ones.
SHEILD- the only place where graduates are called ‘survivors’
I hope they take off the other way. Can you imagine the down draft that sucker creates?
(via dirtydirtychai)Source: johanirae