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Eddie Izzard - Glorious 1997
"They must lose it occasionally… what the fuck am I doing? I’m covered in bees!"

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

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doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sketchfanda:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sketchfanda:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

My exclusive Kaiju harvesting and preservation process can provide you with all the Kaiju organs, tissues, and bodily fluids you need to lose weight, look younger, beat cancer, prevent heart attacks and strokes, cure insomnia, reverse balding, treat depression, anxiety, ED, OCD, ADD, lactose intolerance, incontinence, and Restless Leg Syndrome. Call, click, or look for your Kaiju symbol at your local blackmarket today. +

OH MY GOD

Please tell me this is a real thing they did :D

the gifs are proof

I am so happy that this exists

Ron Perlman trying to sell me alien monster organs :D

with style and pisazz

I will buy all the Kaiju things from him he seems like a trustworthy monster-organ dealing gangster

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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

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dogshaming:

Scrap booking Sparkles!

I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.

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http://turmericandthyme.tumblr.com/post/93223513063/pervocracy-if-land-whale-didnt-have-the

pervocracy:

If “land whale” didn’t have the horrible connotations it would actually be pretty cool.

Hell yeah I’m a land whale! I am a vast, mysterious creature of the deep, and I have finally transcended the limits of my ocean home. I am bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex; I am the largest…

Source: pervocracy